improvement sitedown

2002-04-22 [ 12:55 am ]
Don't you think that the water from this hose is cold? Too cold for the poor dog? I feel sorry for him. Not only is his image being horribly misused on now two websites, but he is being teased. Look, that girl is trying to shoot the water at him, putitng her finger over the nozzle. That bitch!

sigh... Let him go! The orgy of violence that is about to ensue is justified. Even Golden Retrievers can be pushed past the limits of sanity. Soon he will be retrieving these girls' fate from the hands of their ignorance.

He is cold, and shivering! Yet not quivering in his skin like they shall be as he "retrieves" their jugulars.. He has been under the hose for almost a day now, and they still shriek and cackle. The time of purification is at hand. Justice shall be served.

Sincerely, little girl...

photo by: kodak.com