ode to herb liquer

2002-02-22 [ 03:01 am ]
Well, I had this lively bottle bunging up my liquor collection for some time... Now its contents are bunging up my liver.

I kind of love the mocking irony depicted on the label, I mean, this stuff must be the drink of Lucifer, yet the cross looms above the barren eyes of that certainly dead, or at the very least comatose stag.

Hey, I like Christ, and all (which is a topic for another time), but I am pretty sure he would not be happy being associated with this beverage, that is now sizzling up my insides.

But then again, maybe this is holy water, and it is purifying me, melting away my sins. In that case, I shall wake up a hollow man, and not in the kooky Kevin Bacon way.

I have to go heave, so here is Pete's take:

*furrowing brow with skepticism and disdain...* Pete? We need to have a chat...

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