third eye, first arm

2002-02-14 [ 03:04 am ]
"Ugh".

Only two more days until SPRING BREEEAAAK!!! WAAHHOOOO!! PAAARTYYY!!!

ahem. Puhh-leeze. I can get drunk, pass out on a pile of filth, and get felt up by an Economics major from Texas Tech in my own room, thanks. I don't need to go to Cancun...

The break will be nice, though, if I actually let myself get things accomplished. It's funny, actually (well, not really, if you laughed, you'd be laughing at me... and that stabs my soul). These past six weeks have been more of a break than I hope next week to be.

So I guess it's back to school. Back to square one. I think I will take fishy back with me, so he can learn to dot I's accurately. Zing!

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Addendum to my pandering for pimpBOX use:

I am personally going to respond to each and every submission I get via pimpBOX, no matter how asinine (Hi "Leona"!).

In addition, for the lowlow price of $29.95, I will send you this lovely brass Collector's Plate immortalizing James Coburn from his hit film "How To Win At Slots". Comes complete with authentication certificate printed on cigar paper!

(Only some of the above is true. I didn't mean to elicit such a Pavlovian response. Sorry. Get yourselves together, and take a shower, man.)

photo by: fishy